There is a geek inside me demanding that I write this out as a roleplaying character sheet, but alas, my D20 is somewhere and I can’t find it. And we all know that you have to roll your stats…

I’m going to be blunt and honest here: I can’t cook to save my life. Whether it’s a lack of desire or a lack of natural ability, I don’t really know. I would love to whip up some of the dishes my internet famous friends can prepare and make it look effortless, but the extent of my cooking prowess involves boiling water and using the microwave. And then hoping  someone will clean up the dishes. The fact still remains the kitchen is a scary and foreign place for me.

So I’m going to say it proudly: I am a 27 year old woman who loves food who lives off ramen noodles and frozen pizza. I’m a pizzatarian! (Actually, I’m a pescatarian, but we’ll discuss that another time…)

Let’s have a conversation about the joys of frozen veggies and microwavable popcorn.